Tolkien is one of our best writers. If you haven’t read his epic odyssey, I would encourage you to. No copyright infringement intended – this was written to honor the master of Fantasy.
Ode to Tolkein: The Hobbit Story
Darlene Reilley
Host, host, host a party
Bang, bang, bang on the door
Party, party, party, party,
Party, party some more.
Sleep in, jump up,
Run and catch the gang,
Gandalf nods and catches the loot,
Man we’re on our way.
Walk, walk, walk to Rivendell
Run, run, run from orks
Into the mountain enclave,
Lost, lost, lost in goblin tunnels,
Fall in ‘shrooms and get away.
Clever, clever, clever the wit
Win the riddle today
Gollum’s upset and issues a threat
Must run away.
Get stuck in the rock
Button goes pop
Slip the ring on
And now we’re not mutton,
Finally got away.
Dark, dark, dark giant spiders
Caught, slash, drop and run
Dodge, dodge, doge the spiders
Fight and get away.
Walk, walk, walk to Rivendell
Run, fall, swim away
Dodge, dodge, dodge the orks
Can we get away?
Row, row, row to Lake-town
See, see, see the mountain
Find, find, find the door
Wake, wake, wake the dragon
Run then fight some more.
Dragon dragon dragon flies
To Lake-Town high in the sky
Bard, bard, bard slays the dragon
Find, find, find the arkenstone
Bibo’s won the day!
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